UPDATED June 17th, 2017

We all have certain things that just drive us totally nuts—quirks that we can’t seem to get past, behaviors of other people that make us want to pull our hair out, and annoying habits that we seriously can’t tolerate. If we were all perfect and patient and 100% understanding then the world might be a much more peaceful place, but that’s not reality; reality is when you are walking behind someone on their cellphone who is taking up the entire sidewalk so you can’t pass, and they barely look up from their phone to notice the other people around them. ARGHHHHH…we digress. Anyway, if you’re looking to drive a Taurus crazy, you have a lot of options to choose from. And if you are a Taurus man or woman, you probably going to nod along with pretty much everything we say from here on out.

Taurus are notoriously loyal, sentimental, sensual, and dedicated. They work hard, they achieve their goals, they appreciate the finer things in life and they value trusting, safe and loving relationships. They can also be a bit stubborn (aka bull-headed) and sometimes lazy when you ask them to go against their beliefs or routine. Taurus say what they think and aren’t afraid to be in charge. According to astrology expert and writer Sally Painter, “Taurus will let you know in no uncertain terms just how he feels about something, whether you are wrong or you don’t have all of the facts. His disapproval also comes with a kick. Once he’s finished chewing you up, he’ll spit you out with little regard for the pain he’s inflicted.” Yikes. Above all, Taurus are reliable, practical, ambitious and caring. And while they display all of those traits, they expect the same from their partner. When a partner (or friend or family member) breaks the trust of a Taurus or goes against what is important to them, that’s when the you-know-what can hit the fan. And trust us, you do NOT want to piss a Taurus off. Here are 7 ways to drive a Taurus crazy, if you dare.