9. No Sharing
They’ll order a pizza and never ask what toppings you want. They’ll buy a hot dog at the ballpark and be surprised when you expected one too. They’ll eat half your fries and object if you take one of theirs.

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10. Never Wrong
He thinks he’s always right. If he loses a job, it’s because the boss has it in for him, not because he slacked off and took one to many two hour lunches. Fights are always your fault for asking him to do something he didn’t want to do.

11. Hold Grudges
He’ll make the smallest mistake into a big deal and never let you forget it. He’ll bring it up in every argument and laugh about it in social situations.

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