12. At dinner, you check your phone between courses rather than talk to your date.
You never know, you might be missing out on your Mr. Right if you aren’t paying attention.
13. You provide minute-by-minute updates on your location to hundreds of people you haven’t spoken to in years.
Stalkers have never had it so easy.
14. You listen to music on your phone without headphones on a subway full of people.
While it is easy to lose a sense of self-consciousness and decorum on an endless subway commute—that’s not cool!