8. You coordinate your ring tone and alert tone to compliment each other.
Think of the intellectual and creative milestones you could reach if you put such focus and energy into your work.

9. You can “verify” anything to prove your point with help from your friends Google and Wikipedia.
These two have become reference essentials, but just remember that anyone can find anything to support or refute any argument you can imagine online. Debating is a valuable skill.