19. Whatever you do, do it in style.
She was always bejeweled and boldly accessorized. She was loud, brash and loved to wear leopard. Standing out was her style of choice.
20. Go out with a bang.
Despite the untimeliness of her death, Joan went out with a bang. Up until the day she died she had the world laughing a deep, unstoppable belly laugh. Saying it was so wring but so right, comedian Margaret Cho posted this snippet of Howard Stern’s tearful eulogy: “Joan’s p***y was so dry it was like a sponge—so that when she got in the bathtub—whooooosh—all the water would get absorbed in there! Joan said that if Whitney Houston had as dry a p***y as Joan’s, she would still be alive today…”
