I have come to accept this as my fate, as a woman married to a Latin man. While friends married to Anglo men complain to me about their husbands leaving stinky socks around or not getting a haircut often enough, I have the opposite problem. Carlos is clean, sometimes excessively so. I’m talking twice-a-day showers (even on the weekend), facial hair shampooing, daily flossing, and freak–outs over stains or wrinkles. All of the products he requires for his male-beauty routine rival my “must-have” products lining the bathroom counter.