Remember when Halloween was a completely innocent excuse to watch horror movies and eat an embarrassing amount of sugar? When you were a kid you’d count down the days until you could dress up like a princess or pirate and eat your body weight in M&Ms. As a teen you loved the excuse to stay up late, scare your friends, be silly in some ridiculous costume and, once again, eat your body weight in M&Ms. And then somewhere in between puberty and parenthood, Halloween took a turn for the slutty.
