And since taste is not always required for a good limerick:
10. A broken-down lecher named Tupps,
Was heard to confess in his cups:
“The height of my follie,
Was diddling a collie—
But I got a nice price for the pups.”
If your memory is good and your co-workers indulgent, reciting a few limericks may earn you laughs at the office party. Or they might just call you a cab and send you home early, instead.