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UPDATED August 1st, 2016

AN MTV PARTY ON A PUBLIC-ACCESS BUDGET
Recently I was watching one of those “Sweet Sixteen Mega-Extravanganza” shows on TV. I guess I must have been shaking my head and rolling my eyes a lot because my husband walked in and said, “You know, if you don’t stop watching these shows, your face is going to freeze like that.” “But you wouldn’t BELIEVE what they paid for the DJ!” I shouted in exasperation, “And the FLOWERS! That money could have paid for the kid’s first year of college! And what on earth on they supposed to do when she gets MARRIED? How could they possibly top a stretch Hummer with a chocolate waterfall built into the backseat?!”