Remember before you had kids, and you’d hear some frazzled mom say something absolutely absurd to her children? Yeah, I’m that mom. Ever since I had a baby, I’ve been amused, shocked and dismayed at some of the statements that have come out of my mouth! Here are some of the real winners—these are just the ones I can remember, I’m sure there are many, many more—starting from when my son insisted on saying “Papa” instead of “Mama.”
So where do I pick up my Mother of the Year Award?
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Start saying Mama once in a while and maybe I’ll be a little nicer to you!
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Quit biting the couch!
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Don’t stick your finger in the dog’s eye!
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Don’t lick the computer!
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This is not a democracy!
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Don’t dance on the coffee table!
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Don’t run with a knife in your mouth!
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Don’t eat the dog’s food!
- You cannot have olives for lunch!
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Don’t give your pacifier to the dog!
What about you? What’s the most absurd thing you’ve ever said to your kid? Tell us in Comments, below!
