Remember before you had kids, and you’d hear some frazzled mom say something absolutely absurd to her children? Yeah, I’m that mom. Ever since I had a baby, I’ve been amused, shocked and dismayed at some of the statements that have come out of my mouth! Here are some of the real winners—these are just the ones I can remember, I’m sure there are many, many more—starting from when my son insisted on saying “Papa” instead of “Mama.”
So where do I pick up my Mother of the Year Award?