Kimye, the fame-loving duo that is Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, are everywhere these days. If you’re wondering how you and your partner can achieve their level of notoriety, or just emulate their attention getting ways, here are our top 6 gross ways to be a couple just like Kim and Kanye.
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Brag about the sex: “I just f***ed Kim so hard,” West tweeted to his followers back in 2012. Some guys just smoke a cigarette afterwards, but not Kanye. He tweets.
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Write a misogynistic song about her: West has tweeted that his expletive, “n-word” filled “Perfect Bitch” was about Kardashian. She claimed to be “flattered” by the lyrics.
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Tweet photos of her ass: Kim Kardashian is the queen of the selfie, and she likes to tweet selfies of her famous behind almost as much as Kanye does. This is a great tactic If you only want people to see you as a sex object.
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Make an awful, awful video: “Bound 2,” West’s latest song/video release, features a clothed Kanye riding a motorcycle through the desert, while a naked Kim straddles him and gazes vapidly into the camera. Some of the more catchy lyrics? “I want to f**k you so hard on the sink. After that, give you something to drink.” Seriously. It must be seen to be believed.
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Get pregnant while still married…to someone else: After a $10 million wedding and a 72-day marriage, Kim and NBA player Kris Humphries were still legally married when Kim became pregnant with Kanye’s baby. The divorce was finalized just weeks before she gave birth.
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Allow yourself to be exploited, objectified and degraded: For all the disgusting behavior Kimye has demonstrated, it’s Kim Kardashian that allows the gross-out show to continue. She stays with a guy who boasts about their sex life to millions of Twitter followers, refers to her as a “bitch,” objectifies her with photos of her backside and gets her to appear naked and straddling him in a video.
What do you think? Are we being too hard on Kimye? Is this celebrity romance the real deal, or just a short-term way for both stars to hog more of the spotlight?
