Sabrina Vourvoulias: Well, at least I didn’t cry in the shop. One time, I went to a stylist to have my hair cut—basic pixie—and kept telling her I liked it super short. Three hours later she was done, and when I looked in the mirror it realized she had maybe cut 1/4 inch, but since her scissors had been going every moment of all three hours, she must have been cutting hair by hair. But the worst was when I went to get my hair cut and eyebrows waxed. The cut was fine, but one of my eyebrows was almost an inch higher than the other and had completely lost its arch. I learned an important lesson: radically mismatched eyebrows make you look demented.