12. Ladies First Does Not Apply
On an elevator, it’s every man (and woman) for him or her self. Just move already!
13. No Meals
Please, we’re begging you, do not pull out a stinky tuna salad sandwich or greasy French fries in an elevator you’re sharing with any other breathing being. Ever.
14. No Emissions
We’re all at the respective mercy of our digestive systems here, we know. However, you should really do your best to hold your gas in until you reach your floor and have completely exited the elevator. We’re asking nicely and we’re holding ourselves to the same stinky standards, we promise. This is elevator etiquette 101.
