12.  You think it always has to lead to sex.
Stressed out, overworked mothers often feel they don’t have time to go all the way—they think that if they get started kissing, they’re committing themselves to sex. Seriously though, you can just make out if that’s all you want and, a little bit of face-sucking can make you feel more connected to your partner, no nookie needed.

13. Your primitive mind is afraid of parasites?
We know it sounds nuts, but maybe it’s true?