Your shoulder pain isn't a curse. It's a thrilling mystery with a simple solution: better form, stronger triceps, and a flexible spine. You're not broken—you're just a high-performance machine with a loose screw.
Go do a weird angel against a wall. Wrap your hands around the floor like you're hugging a giant plate. Laugh at your chicken-wing elbows. Then, in a week, try a single perfect pushup—like a rhino.
Your shoulder will thank you. And if it doesn't? See a doctor. But that's less fun to write about. Now go be curious about your own body—it's the most hilarious experiment you'll ever run.
