4. Barney Smith’s Toilet Seat Museum
With over 1,100 finished toilet seats, Barney is in his 90s and is still going strong. His work is not potty humor but a time capsule of a particular era or event. None of the work is for sale, but if you call ahead he’ll give you a personal tour that you won’t soon forget.
Address: 239 Abiso Ave., San Antonio, TX; Phone: 210-824-7791