Let’s flip the script. Asylum seekers aren’t villains—they’re people fleeing war. One family from Syria now lives in that Epping hotel. They spend their days playing chess in the park and trying to not get yelled at.
Weird but true: they’ve started a tiny vegetable garden behind the hotel. Radishes, of all things. Protesters haven’t noticed yet. The radishes are thriving in the chaos.
The Safety Spiral
Safety is the big buzzword. But here’s a punchy thought: the biggest safety risk in Epping might be tripping over protest signs left on the pavement. One local actually sprained their ankle on a “Keep Epping Safe” placard.
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Police have been called—not for violence, but for a screaming match about a parking spot. The asylum seekers were inside, eating biscuits. They found the whole thing baffling.
