Well, Indonesia comes in second with about 54,716 kilometers. That’s a quarter of Canada’s length. But here’s the kicker: Indonesia’s coastline is actually usable. You can swim, surf, eat fried rice on the beach, and not worry about your toes freezing off.
Countries with the Longest Coastlines Ranked - YouTube
Then you’ve got Russia in third place, with about 37,653 kilometers. But let’s be real—most of Russia’s coast is frozen tundra where even the polar bears look miserable. It’s basically Canada’s grumpy cousin.
And Australia? Sorry, mate. You’re in fourth place with about 25,760 kilometers. Fantastic beaches, yes. But you’re still fourth. Maybe next time, try adding a few thousand more islands.
What About the U.S. and the UK?
The United States has about 19,924 kilometers of coastline, but that includes Alaska, which is basically Canada’s cold, distant sibling. Hawaii makes it look nice, but let’s face it—most of the U.S. coast is either crowded boardwalks or hurricane-prone marshes.
The United Kingdom is tiny in comparison, with about 12,429 kilometers. But here’s a funny thought: the UK’s coastline is almost 90% fully mapped, while Canada’s is still being discovered. Imagine finding a new beach in the 21st century! That’s Canada for you.
I remember a friend visiting Vancouver Island and saying, “I found this amazing cove. No one was there.” I asked, “Was it warm?” He said, “I hugged a sea lion for warmth.” Classic.
Longest Coastlines in the World (Top 160 Countries) - RankingRoyals
