So, to recap: 9:30 PM Saturday, June 28th, Pyramid Stage. Mark it in your calendar, tattoo it on your arm, whatever. If you’re at the festival, get there early, wave at the guy selling glow sticks, and prepare to cry during “Harvest Moon.” If you’re at home, make sure your Wi-Fi doesn’t die during the stream—because nothing ruins a solo like a buffering wheel.
And remember, if you show up late, you’ll never forgive yourself. You’ll be that person at work on Monday saying, “I missed the first half of Neil Young because I was buying a burrito.” Nobody respects that. Nobody.
Now go, get your spot, and rock on. You’re welcome.
