So there you have it. When life gives you diarrhea, make onion tea. (Or soup. Or broth.) It’s weird, it’s a little stinky, but it works. You are now armed with the secret knowledge that a crying bulb can actually stop you from crying on the toilet.
Remember, even the most annoying situations have a funny, hopeful solution. Your gut is tougher than you think, and sometimes, the weirdest remedies become your best friends. So go ahead—embrace the onion. Let it soothe your soul and your insides.
You’ve got this. And if nothing else, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell at dinner parties. “Oh, this soup? It saved my life. Literally.” 😉
