Here’s why this topic is fun: It exposes how weird humans are. We let a chunk of space rock dictate our vacation days. We argue over whether Easter eggs are pagan or Christian. (Spoiler: eggs were used in spring festivals long before Christianity—but shh, don’t tell the kids.)
And the date keeps changing because monks in the 4th century couldn’t agree on a calendar. Fast forward to today, and your boss still can’t tell you when Easter is next year without Googling it.
It’s beautiful chaos. A floating holiday that makes no rational sense. Like a national holiday that moves around just to keep us on our toes.
Quick Recap for Your Dinner Party
You can now sound super smart at parties. Say: “You know Easter Friday is March 29 because of the paschal full moon.” Watch their eyes glaze over. Then say: “And it’s the earliest it’s been since 2016.” They’ll nod and ask for more wine.
If anyone complains about the early date, remind them: it could be worse. In 2019, Easter was on April 21. In 2026, it’s April 18. But this year, you get spring chocolate in March. That’s a win.
And if you’re really curious, check when Easter Friday falls in 2038. It’s April 23—super late. You’ll be sweating in shorts at the egg hunt. Plan accordingly.
