A 13-pound stuffed turkey is a commitment. It’s not a weeknight chicken. It takes 3.5 to 4.5 hours, depending on your oven’s mood and how dense you packed the stuffing. Plan for 30 minutes per pound total— including rest time—and you’ll have a buffer for life’s little surprises.
Here’s my secret weapon: start early. An hour early. If the turkey finishes an hour before your guests arrive, let it rest, then carve it cold and reheat slices in broth. Done is better than perfect. At the end of the day, it’s just a big chicken with a complex about performance.
So go ahead, stuff that bird. Trust your thermometer, not your anxiety. And if someone asks why it took "so long," tell them you were busy achieving culinary precision—which sounds way cooler than "I read a blog post and panicked twice." Happy cooking, you magnificent bird-wrangler.