Celery is healthy. Incredibly healthy. Provided you don’t drown it in processed junk.
It’s not a miracle food. It won’t make you lose weight by looking at it. But it’s a fantastic tool for volume eating.
Want to feel full without eating a whole pizza? Eat a bunch of celery first. Your stomach will be confused. Then satisfied.
Final Weirdness
Celery is officially a superfood in some circles. Influencers are juicing it by the gallon. Don’t do that. You’ll miss the crunch.
Also, celery leaves are edible. They taste like a slightly angry parsley. Throw them in a soup. Be adventurous.
One last thing: never apologize for eating celery. It’s crunchy. It’s green. It’s basically a low-stakes vegetable. You’re doing great.
Now go eat that sad stick. It’s waiting.
