Let’s talk about the drinks. You can get a massive cocktail served in a plastic unicorn head. Is it classy? No. Is it the only acceptable way to drink while golfing? Absolutely. They also do pizza and wings, which is dangerous because you will definitely drop a slice while lining up a shot.
The staff are the real MVPs here. They’re dressed in wild costumes—think zebra onesies and glittery bucket hats—and they’re genuinely hyped to see you fail. I overheard one worker yell, “That was tragic, mate, try left!” and the customer just laughed. That’s the energy.
Who Actually Plays Well Here?
Fun fact: Nobody cares about scores. I saw a group of lads take six shots on a single hole, and they high-fived each other after every miss. It’s less about winning and more about witnessing your friend lose a ball to a hole shaped like a shark’s mouth.
Golf Fang: 18-Hole Crazy Golf Venue In Glasgow - Secret Glasgow
There are two 18-hole courses: one is “The Lair” (spooky, monster-themed) and the other is “The Circus” (clowns, and yes, it’s terrible). I recommend both, but prepare for emotional whiplash. One moment you’re putting past a giant spider, the next you’re dodging a fake elephant.
