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14. Diamond Smartphone ($23,950)
The Diamond Smartphone is truly for the woman who has everything. While it’s completely ridiculous to spend almost 24 grand on a phone, we couldn’t resist the pure, unadulterated decadence. It’s an android phone made in Switzerland from iguana leather, 18-karat hello gold and adorned with 144 white diamonds. Ohh la la!