1. Frozen & Deep-Fried on a Stick
As it turns out, the Twinkies are only frozen so that they don’t melt and disintegrate upon being dunked into the hot oil to fry them. Still, sinking your teeth into a deep-fried Twinkie (perhaps sharing with a friend to lessen the guilt?) is something you should probably add to your bucket list. Like, now. These are available at most State Fairs so find your own locally!
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