5. Twinkies don’t actually have any more chemicals and preservatives than most processed foods—they’re mostly flour and sugar. Mmmm…. flour and sugar…. give us a moment while we wipe the drool off of our keyboards.
6. It takes 45 seconds to explode a Twinkie in a microwave. While this is a neat trick to show the kids, take it from us, clean-up makes it so not worth it.
