6. Get a Put Me Down decal for your toilet. Maybe, if he sees a label that says “Put Me Down,” he’ll put the toilet seat down. Hey, it’s worth a try.

7. Ask nicely, over and over and over. Okay, ladies, take a deep breath, smile and say, “Could you please put the seat down, honey.” Most guys don’t mean to cause you discomfort in any way. They’re just absent minded. If you ask, over and over, maybe it will sink in. Maybe.