7. You drop your pen in the hallway at work and realize you have no way of retrieving it without flashing the boss.
Let’s just hope it’s not that really nice Mont Blanc you got for graduation cause that baby’s on the floor for good. Of course, there’s always the ladylike kneebend, accomplished with knees tightly together so the person approaching from down the hall doesn’t lose their sight. Or you can just stand there for a few minutes hoping someone will come by pick up the pen and hand it to you. Or just buy another pen. Or just don’t wear that skirt again.