Mommyisms: Top 10 Sayings Your Mom and You Will Say

Once again, I can’t find any scientific evidence to back this up. I can only speak from personal experience. While I sincerely hope it never happens to you, I can recall at least a half dozen times I’ve said a quick and fervent prayer of gratitude to La Virgen, Baby Jesus and all the saints that I remembered to put on clean underwear before leaving home that day. Just trust me on this one.