Look, I know it’s morbid to rave about a crematorium. But if you have to plan a funeral — and one day, you will — you want a place that handles your heartbreak like you’d handle a delicate egg. This place does that.
It’s spacious. It’s modern. It’s surprisingly not depressing. The 4.5-star Google reviews aren’t kidding. People literally say, “I wish I could give it six stars for a sad occasion.” That’s peak British review energy right there.
So yeah. Counties Crematorium, Towcester Rd, Milton Malsor. Not a place you want to spend a lot of time at, but if you must, it’s the classiest way to say goodbye. Bring tissues. Leave the bagpipes at home. Unless it’s “The Final Countdown.” Then go for it.
