You might think, “Oh, that’s for kids.” Wrong. There were hen parties there. I’m serious. A group of women in matching pink shirts were screeching down slides. There were also couples on dates, trying to look cute while bouncing like kangaroos. Spoiler: They failed. It was adorable.
Even the grumpy teenagers looked happy. One kid was glued to his phone in the corner, but after his mum pushed him onto a slide, I saw him smile. A genuine, un-ironic smile. That’s the power of inflatable nonsense.
Inflata Nation Inflatable Theme Park Newcastle | kidify.co.uk
A Little Practical Advice (Because I Care)
Wear socks. They will force you to buy them if you forget. And they cost like £3 for a pair that feel like sandpaper. Also, wear shorts and a t-shirt. You will sweat. A lot. It’s not a fashion show. It’s a cardiovascular event.
Book online in advance. Weekends are mental. We went on a Sunday afternoon, and it was packed. But the chaos added to the fun. You bump into strangers, you apologise, you both laugh, and you bounce away. It’s a social experiment with bouncy floors.
