You’ve heard of the Doomsday Clock, right? It’s run by those serious folks at the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists. They set it at 90 seconds to midnight in 2026. Ninety seconds. That’s less time than it takes to boil pasta.
I mean, that’s terrifying, but also a bit ridiculous. If I’m 90 seconds from doom, should I even bother washing my coffee mug? Probably not. But hey, the clock is a symbol—not a literal clock in your kitchen. Unless you have a very specific, nuclear-themed appliance.
