You roll up, and the first thing you notice? It’s not just a caravan park. It’s a mini-city of fun. There’s a massive indoor pool with slides that look like they were designed by a very happy octopus.
The park has a crazy golf course that feels like a mini-version of Jurassic Park. Watch out for the windmill—it’s a cunning foe. And the arcade? It’s packed with machines that eat 2p coins. You will lose £1.50 here. It’s a rite of passage.
The Animals Are the Real Stars
Now, the wildlife here is next-level. The seagulls don’t just squawk; they judge you. One tried to steal my ice cream from a meter away. I respect that hustle. You’ll also spot rabbits hopping around near the hedges at dusk. They’re the park’s secret VIPs.
If you’re lucky, you’ll see a peacock strutting near the main building. Yeah, a peacock. In a holiday park. It’s like the management decided, “Our guests need more drama and feathers.” It works.
