Easy. Pat it dry. That’s right. Take some paper towels and give that bird a gentle, loving pat-down. Why? Because a dry skin equals a crispy skin. (And crispy skin is the whole point of Thanksgiving, am I right?) Also, you’re not splashing bacteria onto your cutting board. Win-win.
But wait—doesn’t the brine or the marinade need rinsing? No! If you’ve brined your turkey, just take it out of the brine and pat it dry. The salt and flavors have already soaked in. Rinsing it would wash away all that work. You’re not doing yourself any favors. You’re just giving the turkey a sad, soggy goodbye.
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But my grandma always rinsed it!
Ah, the “grandma argument.” I love grandmas. Mine made the best apple pie, and she also believed that touching a toaster with a fork was fine “as long as you’re quick.” See where I’m going? Traditions are beautiful, but sometimes they’re just… misguided. The USDA and the CDC have been screaming this from the rooftops for years: don’t rinse your turkey. In fact, a 2019 study showed that people who rinse poultry are more likely to get food poisoning, not less. So, for the love of gravy, stop it.
Let’s be real here: the only thing that belongs in your sink is your hands (wash them, obviously) and your dirty dishes. Not a raw bird. If you’re worried about the slime, wipe the bird with a paper towel and toss it. (Yes, you’ll waste a few paper towels. That’s a small price to pay for not accidentally seasoning your countertop with Salmonella.)
Now, I can almost hear you saying, “But I’ve rinsed my turkey for twenty years, and I’m fine!” And you know what? That’s survivorship bias, my friend. Just because you didn’t crash your car without a seatbelt doesn’t mean it’s a good idea. You got lucky. A lot of people don’t. According to the CDC, about 1 in 6 Americans get food poisoning every year, and poultry is a major culprit. Why roll the dice?
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