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4. Andres Nocioni
This Argentine baller helped bring his country Olympic gold in 2004, then went on to play in the NBA (for the Bulls, the Kings and the 76ers, respectively) until 2012, before returning to Spain to play for Caja Laboral, with whom he’d played before the Olympics. The father of two has the nickname “Chapu” after El Chapulin Colorado. Let’s all say it together, “Awwwww…”