But, believe it or not, cat worship has a long and rich history that dates back thousands of years. In ancient Egypt, for example, cats were revered as sacred animals and often mummified and buried with their owners. And in some parts of the world, cats are still considered to be good luck charms or even deities in their own right.
So, if we were to imagine a list of signatories to cat, it would likely include all sorts of interesting and influential people from throughout history. There would be pharaohs and queens, philosophers and poets, all united in their love and admiration for our feline friends. And, who knows, maybe even some celebrities would be on the list - after all, who doesn't love a good cat selfie?
The entire statement and list of signatures may be viewed here | PDF
But what would be the terms and conditions of this feline allegiance? Would we have to provide our cat overlords with endless supplies of tuna and catnip? Or would we have to agree to worship them daily, with sacrifices of belly rubs and ear scratches? The possibilities are endless, and it's fun to imagine just how ridiculous the list of signatories to cat could get.
