First, never trust a “no strike” statement. When TfL says “we are confident of reaching an agreement,” it’s like a weatherman saying “no chance of rain” during a thunderstorm—you still pack an umbrella. Second, make friends with a bus route. The 43 bus from London Bridge to Barnet? A lifeline. Third, buy a foldable bike. Yes, you’ll look ridiculous, but you’ll also be laughing as you pedal past the angry queue at the bus stop.
And finally, remember this: a Tube strike is a temporary inconvenience, but it’s also an opportunity. You get to meet your neighbours. You discover that walking is free. And you learn that the land above the Underground is actually quite pretty—when you’re not sweating through your shirt. So keep your phone charged, your patience high, and your eyes on the news. The next strike is coming. You just never know when.