I once ate a giant bag of grapes during a long car ride. I thought I was being healthy. Twenty minutes later, my stomach sounded like a monster truck rally. I spent the rest of the trip bracing myself against the seat, praying for a rest stop. Never again.
So, are grapes good for diarrhea? No, they are not your friend in a crisis. They are that friend who shows up with a six-pack when you said you were going to the gym. Well-intentioned, but completely wrong for the moment. Stick with the BRAT diet (bananas, rice, applesauce, toast). Your butt will officially grant you a medal of honor.
And when this whole messy episode is over? Eat a giant, cold bowl of grapes. You’ll appreciate them so much more. Just don’t plan a long car ride afterwards. You’ve been warned.