Look, I’m not a scientist. I’m just a person who has been terrorized by flying insects with bad decision-making skills. Apple cider vinegar works. It’s cheap. It’s non-toxic. It’s basically the Swiss Army knife of kitchen pest control.
You’ll feel like a mad scientist. A mad scientist who smells faintly of salad dressing—but a victorious one.
So go ahead. Pour that vinegar. Add that drop of soap. Watch the flies meet their doom. And then text your friend, “I just killed a dozen flies with pantry stuff.” You’ll feel like a hero. A very, very smelly hero.
Now go enjoy that fruit bowl without the tiny aerial assault. You’ve earned it.
