Is the Mystery House “scary”? Not really. But it’s unsettling in the most wonderful way. It’s a testament to what one person can do when they stop caring about what other people think. It’s a love letter to weirdness.
So, go. Take a friend. Take a date who has a sense of adventure. Take your phone to Google “What is a gargoyle made of truck parts called?” because you will have questions. But whatever you do, don’t go expecting a normal tourist trap.
This is a soul trap. It grabs your curiosity and refuses to let go. And honestly? I’m glad it does. The world needs more places like the Mystery House. More places that make you laugh, think, and tilt your head like a confused puppy.
Okay, I’ll stop gushing. But seriously, let me know when you go. I want to hear what you think of the giant concrete snake. Did it wink at you, too? Because I swear it did.
Go on. Get lost in the weirdness. You’ll thank me later.