Of course, we have the big guns. Kylie Minogue is in the jungle, and she’s already refuses to sing “Can’t Get You Out of My Head” until she gets a proper pillow. The campmates love her; the spiders are terrified.
Piers Morgan is also there, because the universe hates us. He’s already argued with a koala about cancel culture. The koala won.
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But the absolute star of the cast? Your mum’s favorite chef, Gino D’Acampo. He’s promised to cook every meal using only anthills and his own tears. “It’s a family recipe,” he says. We believe him.
The Trials That Await (Please Prepare Your Sofa Cushions)
The production team has gone insane this year. The first Bushtucker Trial is called “The Kraken’s Spaffing.” You do not want to know what it involves, but I can confirm it includes eels, a blindfold, and Piers Morgan screaming “This is woke!” at a bucket of mealworms.
There’s also the “Celebrity Endorsement” challenge where they have to sell a used tissue to a camera. Dame Joan will probably sell it for a million pounds. The woman is a legend.
I also hear that one trial involves being locked in a tiny box with someone who masturbates to podcasts. Just a rumour. But keep your eye on Kevin the stunt double.
