So next time a tiny winged intruder does a victory lap around your lamp, take a breath. Remember, you are bigger than them. You pay the mortgage. You control the thermostat. They are just tiny, clumsy tourists in your kingdom.
Yes, they can be a pain. But they’re also a reminder that life is messy. You’re sharing your space with the world, even the parts that fly into your hair. And honestly? That little buzz adds a bit of spice to an otherwise quiet Tuesday.
So go ahead. Laugh at their terrible flying skills. Enjoy the chase. And if all else fails, just turn off the light and pretend they don’t exist. They’ll be gone by morning. You, my friend, are the king of the castle. Don’t let the tiny winged weirdos tell you otherwise.
