7. Your case of the Mondays starts on Sunday.
When your dread of facing work on Monday starts to ruin your weekends, it’s definitely time for a change.

8. You’ll take any excuse to miss work.
You tell the cable company that a 4-6 hour window for the repairman to come is just fine, in fact an eight hour window would be fantastic. A puking toddler is a welcome change of pace. You jump at the chance to do jury duty.