Diablo 5 arrives in Spring 2029 for PC, Xbox Series Z, PlayStation 6, and probably your smart microwave by then. Pre-orders start tomorrow, and they come with a special "Moo-tant Cow" pet. Yes, you can have a cow that has three eyes and a jetpack follow you around. It’s the stupidest, most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard.
So, whether you’re a veteran who remembers using a dial-up modem to trade a "Windforce" bow, or a newcomer who thinks "The Butcher" is a sandwich from Subway, get ready. 2029 is only six years away, which in Diablo time is basically just a loading screen. And hey—if you die in a hardcore mode character right before the final boss, at least you’ll have a great story to tell at your retirement party.
