1. You Pass the Pencil Test
You want your booty high and perky when you wear a thong, so try the pencil test before you slip one on. Place a pencil horizontally where your tush meets the top of your thigh (you know the fold we’re talking about). If it falls to the floor, you’re thong-ready, my dear. If it sticks in said fold, you might want to do a few squats to tighten things up.
2. You’re Mistaken for J-Lo
If people come up behind you and say, “Excuse me Ms. Lopez? May I have your autograph?” you’re definitely ready to rock the thong swimsuit.