The Cowboy paused a moment, and added, “I’d sure like to be a fly on the wall when you do this, just so I could see the wheels start turning in that little head of his.” And so, I did it. And it went a little something like this.

“You mean you’re just going to LET me go somewhere that you KNOW is dangerous and BAD FOR ME?!” “I’m going to let YOU decide what YOU think is best, Alex. That’s all.”