Economists have a fancy term: the "Big Mac Index." We Brits have something far more reliable. We call it the Freddo Index.
When the Freddo price jumps, we know trouble is brewing. It’s a better warning than any government report. If a Freddo costs 50p, we should all start hoarding tinned beans.
Think of it as a tiny, chocolate-covered warning system. It’s delicious and terrifying. You can taste the inflation.
The Hunt for the Cheapest Freddo
Finding a cheap Freddo is a sport. It requires strategy, cunning, and a willingness to visit weird cornershops. You are a bargain hunter on a sacred quest.
Check the pound shops. They sometimes sell multi-packs. That can bring the cost per frog down to a glorious 15p.
Don't look in fancy train station kiosks. They’re financial traps. A Freddo there might cost a shocking 45p – for a tiny bit of milk chocolate!
This price variation is hilarious. It creates a postcode lottery for chocolate. Your Freddo fate depends on your local shopkeeper’s mood.
How Much Was A Freddo In 1998