Michelangelo, named after Michelangelo (yes, the Sistine Chapel guy), is the life of the party. He loves pizza, surfer slang, and nunchucks. His orange mask is basically a permanent invitation to a rave in the sewer. He’s the friend who shows up to a funeral in Hawaiian shorts and somehow makes it okay.
Here’s where it gets wild: Michelangelo is the most underrated fighter. In the 1990 movie, he lands a nunchuck combo that would break every bone in a normal human. And in the comics? He’s a lethal berserker who once killed a mob boss with a single blow. But don’t worry—he’ll still share his last slice of pepperoni with you.